I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re not 100% committed to your Oreo diet.

Becky Albertalli
I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re not 100% committed...
I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re not 100% committed...
I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re not 100% committed...
I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re not 100% committed...
About This Quote

This funny quote speaks volumes about the human condition. It's the old saying "one man's trash is another man's treasure." In this case, it's a way of saying that people do not always see the good in others no matter how hard they try. In this case, Oreo cookies are a treasure to most people but they're a bitter disappointment to others.

Source: Simon Vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda

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